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Chaos Apple by Thumper Forge
$16.99
Learn to bend belief like a spoon, craft sigils that make the universe giggle, and summon parking spots with the grace of a sorcerer. With a wink and a cackle, Forge teaches you to embrace the absurd, harness the power of paradigm parkour, and discover why sometimes the most powerful magic comes with a side of laughter.
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Sold as a curio for spiritual practice. Traditional uses and correspondences are described, not promised, and no results are guaranteed. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any condition, and not a substitute for medical, legal, or financial advice. Not for human or animal consumption unless labeled as food or tea; follow every product label.
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